If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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