Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize
