Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
We were destined to go to rehab together
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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