she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
