Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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