Hey man sorry I got all grabby
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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