You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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