I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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