nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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