1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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