dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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