laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Fuck appropriateness.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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