worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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