Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Randomize
