That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
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