i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
