pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I fill condoms, not promises.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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