Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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