I've blown a few things in my day
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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