oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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