I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
You took a bar mat shot.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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