I don't think brook has ever known best
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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