New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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