You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
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