He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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