you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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