He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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