Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
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