some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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