he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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