I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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