Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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