just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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