okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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