Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
we're making bets on your personal life
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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