Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Randomize
