that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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