Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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