The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
porn star boner night. come get it.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
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