some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Randomize
