I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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