Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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