My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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