is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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