it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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