I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
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