It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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