did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I wannas sexs uuuuu
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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