too bad you live with your parents still
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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