i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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