Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I can text with my tongue
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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