bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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