marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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