I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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