Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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