I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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