Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Randomize